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Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form: Last name: _______________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) (_)Billy-Bob (_)Billy-Joe (_)Billy-Ray (_)Billy-Sue (_)Billy-Mae (_)Billy-Jack What does everyone call you? (_)Booger (_)Bubba (_)Junior (_)Sissy (_)Other____________ Age:____ (if unsure,guess) Sex:____ M ____ F ____Not sure Shoe size:____ Left ____ Right Occupation:(Check appropriate box) (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed (_)Dirty Politician (_)Preacher Spouse's Name:_____________ 2nd Spouse's Name:_______________ 3rd Spouse's Name:_______________ Lover's Name:_______________ Relationship with spouse:(Check appropriate box) (_)Sister (_)Brother (_)Aunt (_)Uncle (_)Cousin (_)Mother (_)Father (_)Son (_)Daughter (_)Pet Number of children living in the home:_____ Number of the children living in the shed:_____ Number that are yours:_____ Mother's Name:____________________(If not sure, leave blank) Father's Name:____________________(If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade commpleted) (Check appropriate box) Total number of vehicles you own:___ Number of vehicles that still crank:___ Number of vehicles in front yard:___ Number of vehicles in the back yard:___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks:___ Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____truck ____bedroom ____bathroom ____kitchen ____shed Model and year of your pickup:196_ Do you have a gun rack? (_)Yes (_)No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest (_)Rifle and Shotgun Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____ Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:____ How often do you bathe? (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of eyes: Left_____ Right_____ Color of hair: (_)Blond (_)Black (_)Red (_)Brown (_)White (_)Clairol Color of teeth: (_)White (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)just a whoop-and-a-holler (_)road?

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