Slip Of the Tongue These two businessmen were chatting over a well earned drink in a New York bar one Friday evening.
'God, I embarrassed myself last week' says the first. 'There I was in the railroad station trying to get to Pittsburgh. The ticket clerk had the biggest breasts I had ever seen outside of Playboy, and when she served me I said "Give me a ticket to TITS - BURGH". I've never been so embarrassed in my life".
'I know what you mean' said his colleague. Only the other morning I was having breakfast with my wife, and when I meant to say "pass the butter", what I actually said was "you miserable cow, you've completely f. . . cked up my life". She's still not speaking to me.
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