Mental power outages ... He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
He thought a quarterback was a refund.
He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
He thought General Motors was in the army.
He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
He tripped over a cordless phone.
Wrote "Taurus" where it said "sign here."
He thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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